Gene Marks, the guy who wrote "If I Were A Poor Black Kid", offers up similar advice for dads.
A collection of bizarre Christmas ornaments we found at our local Target.
And you thought Whippits were bad. Dear Science: please hurry and develop Suspended Animation Technology so that we can cryo-freeze our kids until a cure for stupid is created.
Don't drink, don't smoke. What do you do?
This may be the stupidest guy you'll see all day.
Waitaminute... Da-da IS a big woman! Well, maybe he's just big boned.
Oh, the naked symbolism. <img: rick poynor>