Uh oh... looks like my two young hell-burgers, Bronko and Nagurski, have taken Da-da at his word and recycled our old SUV SUX into a festive comment on... well, on something. It's just as well, the lights never worked on the damn thi...

I’m driving my 2003 Mazda MPV back from the shop and I almost turn around and take it back. Sure they’ve put in a new catalytic converter and fixed the brakes, but a new problem has cropped up. What’s all the whirring and buzzing, what’s that grinding sound? ...