A breakout occurred a few days ago.  My three youngest kids were infected with pink eye.  I’m not sure where they got it from, Scott Baio, but it knocked them out pretty nasty.

After confirming Emsters had it on Wednesday morning, KC came home only to discover Disco and Celi were coming down with the infection as well.  So it was back to the doctor on Ladybug’s birthday.

So knowing he was sick, I decided to play with Disco anyways during a break from work.  I was laying on the couch and I was holding him up above me like most parents have with their kids.  When all of a sudden drool came down and landed right in my eye.

I quickly remembered that scene in 28 Days Later where the bird is chewing on some human remains and some infected blood drops into a survivors eye.

Approximately twenty-eight hours later, I started developing the chills and fever.  No sign of of pink eye yet, but I guess this is the time of year I get sick.  I don’t think it’ll be a great weekend.

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Minutes later she came back handing me her partially eaten waffle saying sweetly “here daddy, you can have this now” and then sneezed on me – and the waffle – and then ran away once again leaving behind a slimy rope trail.
That was a week ago, and I’m just now starting to recover from that vicious cold virus she gave me. She, on the other hand, had recovered the next day.

When I finally came into work sharing my brave battle story of what I now refer to as “The Great Cold of ‘08” a co-worker with a new 5-week old first child confidently told me “Wow – that’s gross. That’s never going to happen to me.”

Amateur.

Then I thought to myself, “That was me 3 1/2 years ago…”
It’s not really his fault; he’s just getting started. There were plenty of things I didn’t know before having a kid. A few examples:

1. Sometimes the child secretes strange unknown liquids from the most unlikely places that you temporarily think they’re really an alien. But a simple search on Google reassures you that they’re normal.
2. Having an early walker IS NOT a good thing. Because then they want to walk all the time and eat things on the floor like bugs, cigarette butts, lint, rocks, Jolly Ranchers in need of a haircut, etc.
3. Never say the word “Poop” – EVER. Because if you do, it becomes a preschooler’s choice word for everything: “Poop Car”, “Poop Building”, “Poop Baby”, “Poop Shirt”, “Poop Bacon” (blasphemy!)…
4. The Poison Control Center (1-800-222-1222) is the best invention – EVER. Well, second best – KFC is the first best invention. Don’t argue with me because you’ll be wrong. And “no” that number isn’t for calling after eating their new non-trans fat fried chicken.
5. You get sick just by being in the same room as your kid. In fact, you could be outside looking through a 6-inch aquarium thick, space shuttle “approved” glass and still get sick. Just being related is adequate enough.

That guy has a lot to learn…