Here's Da-da's entry for "The Painted Bride" short poetry contest called, "Sidecar #12." Entries have to include the words: "gyrate," "gap-toothed" and "God."  Da-da's Brain is Still Missing Gap-toothed no-neck monsters screech and gyrate in 6YO floppy soliloquoy: bed time. Meanwhile, Da-da's Swedish au pair lies on a tanning bed blocks away, texting admirers over blue ...

Da-da is now 98% certain that he's been Mr. Mom too long -- though it's always possible that he's simply realizing his full pectoral potential.

Da-da is now 98% certain that he's been Mr. Mom too long -- though it's always possible that he's simply realizing his full pectoral potential.

That is so sweet. Da-da esp. likes the spooky MIB on the right.

That is so sweet. Da-da esp. likes the spooky MIB on the right.

So far, the shock has been widespread. This just in... ============================================== Da-da's Melting Core Sheds Light on Mysterious Exo-Parent [March 26th, 2012 in HeadSpace & Exo-Parenting Today] Scientists now have evidence that Da-da's core has been dissolving, and the implications stretch far outside typical social conventions. Da-da might be having a change of heart.

So far, the shock has been widespread. This just in... ============================================== Da-da's Melting Core Sheds Light on Mysterious Exo-Parent [March 26th, 2012 in HeadSpace & Exo-Parenting Today] Scientists now have evidence that Da-da's core has been dissolving, and the implications stretch far outside typical social conventions. Da-da might be having a change of heart.

It is entirely conceivable that Da-da has been Mr. Mom too long. Da-da's dress is pretty, tho.