Ex.9c. Bald midget-rubbing compulsion sets in. This is actually quite common. (Psst, Your Majesty -- entre nous -- they prefer, "little people.")

Da-da feels like this every day. But without the pearls.

Lesson 4: Keeping an open mind (esp. in having covers printed on the back).

Yeah. Martha LOVES Da-da. Really. Martha Stewart called Da-da yesterday -- the Marthaman SO loves Da-da -- and talked about how she'd been reminiscing about her short-lived prison life. Then it hit her: given the ever-increasing prison populations worldwide, she decided to create a new lifestyle magazine for 2012 (with her ...

Lesson 3: Be a role model.

Lesson 2: Tree monsters work wonders.

Lesson 1. Be inconceivable.

Ex. 49a. When that post-holiday economic realization finally takes hold.

...to not be part of any more alien attacks in 2012. No matter how much they pay Da-da. Unless it's a lot.