[By popular request... and for those who originally missed this post... please allow Da-da this brief re-run.] Da-da's got both his boys walking around chanting this, a la, Full Metal Jacket: "This is my diaper. There are many like it but this one is mine. My diaper is my best ...

Overheard at Trader Joes (visiting New Yorker to local mom):  "We can't go to the park. My child is afraid of grass."  And rightfully so. Thar be GRASS MONSTERS in there. Concrete is so much safer.

Is that "Outer Limits," or "Bowling for Dollars"? Crap. Must be Tuesday. Either that or Bronko and Nagurski have been playing with the remote to Da-da's head and tuned him to a dead channel again. Huh. It's kinda like real life, but more compelling....

Well, that's just rude. Da-da's two boys love this highly sophisticated story, a dialectic extrapolation of the 13 Words That Make Little Kids Laugh, so Da-da thought he'd share it here, since he's supposed to be talkin' kids most of the time, and s...

Nothing prepares you for what you're going to be like as a parent. People drone on and on about how you'll probably be like your parents, but that's too simplistic and takes into account NONE of the vast, profligate heaps of Freudian baggage you've be...

Sure, the chilly clockwork innards are daunting, but Ma-ma's actually quite warm and loving if you get enough 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine Jell-O into her. Happy jolly, everyone. This holiday fire is smiling just for YOU.

Always stylish and Sting-like, A Man Called Da-da is GREEN, baby. Having made faux trees out of recycled Santa mustaches and green doves and bunnies, young Vlad and Da-da are off to deliver them to poor orphaned stewardesses ...

Here's wishing we're all abducted and PROBED this solstice (I so need a good probing). Maybe the aliens can get Bronko and Nagurski to eat their liver and plomeek chili. Anyway, we'll see all of you -- YOU KNOW WHO...

Uh oh... looks like my two young hell-burgers, Bronko and Nagurski, have taken Da-da at his word and recycled our old SUV SUX into a festive comment on... well, on something. It's just as well, the lights never worked on the damn thi...

You've heard of the Mancession, o'course. Well, it's true, except it's really an OLDMANCESSION. Now that the U.S. has fallen to the ranks of Second Empire service economy 2.0, middle aged men are officially obsolete as women of a...