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Posts Tagged ‘Kid Care 101’

A Letter From The Elf On The Shelf To Our Children

A Letter From The Elf On The Shelf To Our Children

Tuesday, November 29, 2011 14:33

The Elf On The Shelf sees all.

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Charges

Charges

Tuesday, November 8, 2011 13:24

A coach's outrage.

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BREAKING NEWS: Doctors Say Too Much TV Is Bad For Your Kids

BREAKING NEWS: Doctors Say Too Much TV Is Bad For Your Kids

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 17:55

Also, the sky is blue.

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Soberlink Is Like LoJack For Your Drunk Teenagers

Soberlink Is Like LoJack For Your Drunk Teenagers

Tuesday, October 4, 2011 13:05

Will having their own wireless breathalyzer encourage kids to drink?

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The End of the World

The End of the World

Friday, September 9, 2011 12:00

Friday, September 9th, 2011, 12:20 a.m. I’ll find out the details in the morning. At this moment, what I know is that all of San Diego county has been in a blackout for over six hours. It started when I...

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An Unsolicited Review of "Booty Camp"

An Unsolicited Review of "Booty Camp"

Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:05

Can a DVD train a 2-year-old to use the toilet in 4 days?

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First Position

First Position

Monday, August 29, 2011 11:24

Ballet class starts in less than two weeks. The Peanut asked us if she could take ballet back in June. We told her we'd talk about it in the fall. Two weeks ago she said, "Is it almost fall ....

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Ignoramus? Don’t mind if I do.

Ignoramus? Don’t mind if I do.

Saturday, July 30, 2011 17:17

Here's how it is: I never wanted them. Never. A typical malaise in the 20 something male, I know. But I took measures. Made sure I was too irresponsible, too unsteady, too scared, too high, to ever find myself in...

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Pierced

Pierced

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 23:25

"Do you want to do it?" My wife asked. "No." said the Peanut "Ok." I strode a few steps ahead, relieved. We made it about four more steps through the mall before the Peanut said, "Yes. I want to do...

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Sun, Fun, and, "Hey, your kid’s a hermaphrodite."

Sun, Fun, and, "Hey, your kid’s a hermaphrodite."

Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:32

We dutifully pulled out our putty knives, taped, and mudded our children like they were dry wall.

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