Pop Quiz Hot Shot!  You have a new born baby, babies like to poop.  Their legs are so stinkin' strong, it's like they were training to be technical wrestlers in the womb. They're squirming and moving and the crap generic store brand diapers ...

When we're in the Dragon Wagon, my kids have a few songs they request to hear.  The below video contains one of those songs.  Building 429's, Where I Belong. With the sudden passing of our church's pastor Dave Bell, shock is still set i...

Sunday mornings can be crazy here in Boltonshire.  We try to get everyone ready and out the door so we can get to church by 10:30.  At 10:30 they start praise and worship, but at 10:30 they also stop serving free coffee.  Sure I can get ...

I guess I'm trying to get back into blogging.  I was kind of burned out from it, plus my kids got kind of boring.  So while I try to establish a routine, I'll post a previous blog, part or in whole.  Usually it will be something I find c...

Twelve months ago, there were four kids in our house that were in diapers.  Disco, Celi, Emsters and Destiny.  Sometimes we'd skip health insurance payments, just to buy diapers. But I always had my daily Dr Pepper!!! So we scared Disco wi...

So MaddSkillz had to do a project for class.  He had to take a painting by someone, anyone, doesn't matter and then recreate it with himself as the focus. All without photoshop. So he chose a painting entitled "Man of Steel" by Mel Ramos. So ...

I've been reviewing Brother's P-Touch Label Maker.  In part one, I tested the durability of the label against common household cleaning products. With part two, I put the label maker to work in various situations around Boltonshire. It's been a...

You pretty much have to have seen Prison Break to appreciate this post.  MaddSkillz and I are currently  into season 2 via NetFlix. Dear Lincoln, It's a pretty known fact people think convicts are idiots.  They do stupid things to get...

The Elf on the Shelf survived day two.  It's either coming back because the kids have been good, or coming back because he needs more evidence in the case against them. Admiring a snowflake from atop the garland and bow. They finally named him ...

The Elf on the Shelf showed up the other day, it's making it's run to Santa's Workshop to tell him how the Boltonshire Kids are doing.  The fact he wasn't knocked off the entertainment center with a baseball yesterday makes it a victory all around...