If we treated each other with the same love and respect as we give the guy who made our cell phones, we wouldn't need Words With Friends. We'd be having Dinner With Friends.

Welcome to Cynical Dad, your daily source for mass animal deaths!I'm starting to get spooked.

You can add 100,000 dead fish to your 1,000 dead birds:End of days? Nah. God just hates Arkansas.

Imagine waking up on January 1st and finding 1,000 dead birds littering the yards of your hometown.Get your house in order, bitches! The end is nigh!