Now that we're getting over this... ...and done this... ...and merged this and this... ...and started absorbing this... ...it's STILL time for this. Mmmm, vibrating butt...

Go into the light.

...not to make any resolutions. Except for the Kirk-out workout. "HA-PPY NEW YEAR, HA-PPY NEW YEAR..."

...to stop levitating furry things. Or to NOT stop levitating furry things. One of those.

...to work on his trick shots. With his kid-tranquilizer gun. Dressed as a gay mariachi.

...to pay little or no attention to non-kid-related extracurricular activities.

...to not be part of any more alien attacks in 2012. No matter how much they pay Da-da. Unless it's a lot.

...to get all the spiders out of his head in 2012. ALL OF THEM. Except the cute ones.

...can't say I'll miss you, though MAN can you act. Anyway, don't let next year hit you in the butt on the way out. That said, HELLO... uh, 2012... Hm. Looks like we're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry, we're gonna be on the edge of our seats. It'll be nothing if ...

The 2012 New Year's Day Parade will be on the SECOND of January this year -- for the first time ever -- which will cause some reasonable and unreasonable agitation. 2012 will be all about reasonable and unreasonable agitation.