It's been a fun, seven-year run. Thanks to all who supported this site for so long. But now I have a lot of work to do.

Yeah, so I have two webbed toes on my left foot and I’ve written about that here before and I even posted a picture of it once, which scarred a whole bunch of people deeply and really, you people need to stop sending me your therapy bills. It was just ...

I have slept on the same pillow for fourteen years, and before you go off on how completely disgusting and repulsive that is, let me assure that my wife, whose pillow resides right next to mine, has made that fact abundantly clear. Not that it was necessary. Not that I’m ...

I have no official training in botany so I can’t tell you what kind of tree it is that has grown into a towering, leafy nuisance in my backyard, but I can tell you this: that mysterious tree made me a better man this weekend. The tree has been thriving—its ...

I was bullied. I was skinny and tall and I had a big nose and an overbite and I was Jewish and I wasn’t very good at sports. I was an easy target. I was taunted and pushed and teased and pinned to the ground. My lunch was stolen and ...

My son’s fourth-grade assignment was to pick an important historical discovery—something truly meaningful in the grand scheme of mankind and whatnot—write a 200-word report about it, and build a model of it. Think of the possibilities! The cotton gin. The combustion engine. The Pop-Tart. My son has elected to write ...

It’s been awhile since I’ve shared some good reads so here’s this week’s Tuesday 10: * Reading Sucks – Eric DelaBarre * The Dr. Denis Leary Blogger Therapy Two-Step Program – PJ Mullen * Check Your Balls – Fatherfolk * Broken kids are breaking us – Annie Fox * Curses! ...

From: Piece Of Shit Healthcare To: Evans, Daniel Subject: Your Referral Dear Daniel Evans: Your physician has asked for a polysomnography (sleep study). The service requested is being denied by Piece Of Shit Healthcare because there is a lack of medical necessity. According to our guidelines, Polysomnography Studies (PSG) is ...

This morning I did something stupid and careless and completely out of character for me. Some community college kid cut me off in traffic, twice, nearly causing an accident the first time, both times wearing a big smile on his face like he was proud of his recklessness and malfeasance, ...