Imagine waking up on January 1st and finding 1,000 dead birds littering the yards of your hometown.Get your house in order, bitches! The end is nigh!

Santa, you suck!

The kind folks at the Great Wolf Lodge decided to bring my family back for another GREAT and AWESOME and SUPER weekend. Read all about it here.

Who rocks my socks today?Jack Black.Somehow I missed this back in 2009, but it's warming my heart today.You gotta love when a celebrity uses his or her powers for good.

Who was that asshole who said he loved Christmas music so much?That was me. And I now hate it.I knew they started Holiday Hours on Monday at my new job. What I didn't realize is they also started Holiday Muzak on Monday as well.Although to be fair, I d...

Why do I love Christmas music so damn much?

Why the hell do we all need to be so damn petty?Two years ago, when we elected Barack Obama, lots of people were celebrating on Twitter. Talking about the change that was coming. The historical significance. Or the fact that their party was now in char...

Why do older teenagers go trick-or-treating? You're supposed to go and out toilet paper people's houses, egg their cars, and bash pumpkins. It's a Night For Mayhem, Not Fun Size Snickers. Be a kid. Not a little one.New rule: If you come trick-or-treati...

Redemption.Home team in CAPS, Bill's picks in red:STEELERS (-1.5) over RavensTITANS (-6.5) over BroncosBROWNS (+3) over BengalsPACKERS (-14.5) over LionsPanthers (+13.5) over SAINTSFALCONS (-7) over 49ersRAMS (+1) over SeahawksJets (-5.5) over BILLSCol...

Two weeks down and I have no handle whatsoever on the NFL. Here are my picks for Week Three (home team in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):Titans (+3) over GIANTSSteelers (-2.5) over BUCSRAVENS (-10.5) over BrownsPATRIOTS (-14.5) over BillsSAINTS (-4) over F...