We got the kids an iPad for Christmas. If you never here from me again, it's because I've become way too addicted to Fruit Ninja.

Ok. It's been pretty slim pickings this year as far as new Christmas music goes. In fact, this song by the Killers is the only thing I've heard that's worth keeping:How about you? Anything new that trips your trigger?

If we treated each other with the same love and respect as we give the guy who made our cell phones, we wouldn't need Words With Friends. We'd be having Dinner With Friends.

Kiss your loved ones and get your tinfoil hats ready!

So the wife and kids and I were at one of those trendy outdoor malls that have swallowed up enclosed malls and turned them into ghost towns and/or drug dens.It was Prom Night. So in addition to running into the normal hipsters, we were also treated to ...

Confession: When my daughter was about a year old, we had a major computer crash. Guess who hadn't backed up the previous two months of photos at that point? Yeah. Since that moment, I have backed up every photo I've taken via CD and a second comp...

I know I haven't been around in forever and I should probably write something about myself... but screw it.READ THISIt's miles better than anything I would've written anyway.

Welcome to Cynical Dad, your daily source for mass animal deaths!I'm starting to get spooked.

You can add 100,000 dead fish to your 1,000 dead birds:End of days? Nah. God just hates Arkansas.

Imagine waking up on January 1st and finding 1,000 dead birds littering the yards of your hometown.Get your house in order, bitches! The end is nigh!