Jemima Sue Wakeling Born 7.06pm on 8/8/12, weighing 9lb 1.5oz

It goes like this: violet spot, light blue spot, violet spot, light blue spot. Then, on the row below, it’s violet spot, beige spot, violet spot, beige spot. Each ceiling tile has 32 squares, and there are about nine tiles above each bed. Every day for the past five days ...

I’ve seen so much of hospital in the past few weeks that I’d be quite glad if I never saw one again. Unless I needed to be in due to illness or injury, of course. Then I’d be pretty grateful. Tonight we’re on labour ward yet again, as Jess continues ...

Let’s face it: labour is boring. For the bloke, anyway. And I don’t mean that to sound sexist, and I’m not a chauvinist pig, or ‘an [expletive] of the highest order’, as I’ve been called in the past. I’m just telling it how it is. Labour is a yawn-fest. Before the ...

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