K2's sitting here counting on the floor, and obviously not getting the whole base ten concept yet, because she asks, "Daddy, what comes after 29?" "What comes after 39?" every time. And then suddenly, she doesn't mention 59, and she...

Don't leave your sippy cup on the radiant heat floor overnight....

Alright, how was I supposed to know E.T. was so sad? When the kid got the call at 7:00 to stand in for some missing creature in The Nutcracker, the wife hustled her over to the theater, and left...

According to this New York Times story, some expectant parents recently ran their baby name list through Google to weed out the stripper names. Which means the cycle for parenting stories is four years. What's In A Name? Ask Google...

It's not that the kid wanted a pair of disembodied eyeballs. It's that this is how the balloon lady at the Ritz Carlton decided to make them....

So the kids are sitting around lunch doing their Siri impressions: Kid: Ask me a question! Me: How tall is the Washington Monument? Kid: I don't understand what you mean by, 'Gobi Desert in Mongolia.' [cracks self up]...

K2 is literally begging me for more broccoli right now, and I'm like, "Not until you finish your peanut butter sandwich."...

We discovered Boo at the Zoo by accident one year, when our neighborhood in DC suddenly filled up with costumed families headed for the National Zoo, and the kid wanted to go too, and couldn't, because her derelict parents...

So the shedding, whatever, it's ten bucks, but you know how, when a 3yo puts one of those cheap-ass Disney licensee Ariel wigs on, the unknown-in-nature red dye starts rubbing off all over her white wedding dress costume? Is...

By Best Daddy Blog You heard it here second, after I posted it the first time more than two months ago, but now it's looking like a sure thing: when voting closes on October 15th, Daddy Types is perfectly...