My "baby" is having me committed to a state mental institution. @Huggies: Hey dads: what do you have planned for you and baby this weekend?— Neil Hamburger (@NeilHamburger) May 21, 2012 [via @dadcentric] It's one of the things I've never...

But I'm pretty sure it was her big sister at the end of her rope who taught K2 the phrase she now uses on everyone all the time it's driving us crazy: "Silence, s'il vous plait."...

A few years ago, I had an offer for a book deal; I was going to write a celebrity parenting advice book. In fact, I started writing before the deal was set, wrote an awful lot of it, in fact....

When I was getting ready to go to Brigham Young University, a year early, my parents assured me that everyone was popular in college, so I signed up for the honors dorm. Which was full of nerds. My roommate was...

Look, I'm outnumbered 20:1 by the Duggars alone, so I know DT's not gonna put a stop to the reality TV-style, socio-emotional construct of the gender reveal party, at least overnight. But if just one more expectant parent thinks of...

I delete a shit-ton of these things just from the subject line alone, so kudos to these folks for getting me to read the salutation...Hello Mommy Blogger! :D You have ventured to create a successful empire of pregnancy-mommy-influence. Your decadence...

My wife's been doing something similar, if far less extensive for us, actually: she takes identical portraits of the kids on their birthdays, and it's fascinating to see them grow up and change--and not. It's always a bit of...

K2 getting herself up in the middle of the night and going to the bathroom to blow her own nose would be much cuter if it didn't involve her not being able to breathe or sleep. Yesterday on the way...

So K2's got the Playmobil house and garden set out on the floor next to me, and I suddenly hear, "Let's go play!" "Great, how can I get out of my meeting?" Playmobil The Home Office, $13.99 [amazon]...

How do you top sponsoring a Gender Reveal Twitter Party? With the world's most oddly affecting PR contest giveaway email blast subject line! And so Boston area baby store Magic Beans invites us to: "Meet Babyhome & win an Emotion...