Sunday, February 5, 2012

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Da-da’s Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Da-da’s Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 11:45

Ex.9c. Bald midget-rubbing compulsion sets in. This is actually quite common. (Psst, Your Majesty -- entre nous -- they prefer, "little people.")

That Virginia Field Look of Parenthood

That Virginia Field Look of Parenthood

Monday, January 9, 2012 22:10

Da-da feels like this every day. But without the pearls.

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Sunday, January 8, 2012 13:34

Lesson 4: Keeping an open mind (esp. in having covers printed on the back).

Martha Stewart INCARCERATED

Martha Stewart INCARCERATED

Saturday, January 7, 2012 14:55

Yeah. Martha LOVES Da-da. Really. Martha Stewart called Da-da yesterday -- the Marthaman SO loves Da-da -- and talked about how she'd been reminiscing about her short-lived prison life. Then it hit her: given the ever-increasing prison populations worldwide, she decided to create a new lifestyle magazine for 2012 (with her ...

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Friday, January 6, 2012 16:33

Lesson 2: Tree monsters work wonders.

3 Simple Rules to Live by in 2012

3 Simple Rules to Live by in 2012

Friday, January 6, 2012 11:04

Don’t you just get tired hearing about your coworkers New Years resolutions? Do you actually know anyone who sticks to the promises they make to themselves with the turn of each new January calendar page? I don’t. In my experience, New Years resolutions are just about as realistic as the diet ...

5 Reasons I’m Smokin’ Hotter Than Hot and You Can’t Have Any (Unless You Ask Real Nice)

5 Reasons I’m Smokin’ Hotter Than Hot and You Can’t Have Any (Unless You Ask Real Nice)

Friday, January 6, 2012 8:09

First of all, let me give you some background on this post (not that I should have to explain why I'm hot because I already got someone to explain it to you).  A few months ago, I discovered a magical community of bloggers called Triberr (the extr...

SHADOW PUPPETS: You’re doing it wrong…

SHADOW PUPPETS: You’re doing it wrong…

Friday, January 6, 2012 7:00

I know every parent thinks that their kid is smart.  I think my child is smart too.  However, I try to keep this in check by remembering all of the not-smart stuff she does on a daily basis.  When people who watch our Munchkin in church ...

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Da-da 101: How to Motivate Children

Thursday, January 5, 2012 23:15

Lesson 1. Be inconceivable.