Ex.9c. Bald midget-rubbing compulsion sets in. This is actually quite common. (Psst, Your Majesty -- entre nous -- they prefer, "little people.")

Da-da feels like this every day. But without the pearls.

Lesson 4: Keeping an open mind (esp. in having covers printed on the back).

Yeah. Martha LOVES Da-da. Really. Martha Stewart called Da-da yesterday -- the Marthaman SO loves Da-da -- and talked about how she'd been reminiscing about her short-lived prison life. Then it hit her: given the ever-increasing prison populations worldwide, she decided to create a new lifestyle magazine for 2012 (with her ...

Lesson 3: Be a role model.

Lesson 2: Tree monsters work wonders.

Don’t you just get tired hearing about your coworkers New Years resolutions? Do you actually know anyone who sticks to the promises they make to themselves with the turn of each new January calendar page? I don’t. In my experience, New Years resolutions are just about as realistic as the diet ...

First of all, let me give you some background on this post (not that I should have to explain why I'm hot because I already got someone to explain it to you).  A few months ago, I discovered a magical community of bloggers called Triberr (the extr...

I know every parent thinks that their kid is smart.  I think my child is smart too.  However, I try to keep this in check by remembering all of the not-smart stuff she does on a daily basis.  When people who watch our Munchkin in church ...

Lesson 1. Be inconceivable.